How To Get A Hot New Sex Toy For Your Pet From The Best Novelists in America

Sex toy companies are in a race to be the first to market sex toys to dogs.

But with a new novel from bestselling author and fantasy author John Green, the race is on for the title of the most innovative sex toy for your pet.Read More The first book from Green, A Better Sex Toy, comes out May 4 from HarperCollins Publishers.

The story tells the story of a man who’s trying to buy a new sex toy to his dog and gets stuck with a strange and unexpected toy.

“I didn’t know what I was looking at until I opened the book,” Green told Gothamist.

“It was the most magical, wondrous, and magical thing I’d ever read.”

Here’s what you need to know about Green’s new novel.

First, the sex toy market is still relatively small.

According to a 2013 report from research firm NPD Group, the worldwide market for sex toys was $1.5 billion in 2014.

That’s up from $6.4 billion in 2011.

“There’s still a lot of people who don’t have the right knowledge, who don